A tongue-in-cheek list for the writers out there. I particularly like:
9. I don’t need to back up my computer. 10. Publishing this book will change my life. 11. I’m not going to get caught up in all that publicity stuff. 12. I’m only on social media because I have to be to promote X. 13. I’m only going to go on Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr for a few more minutes.